Think Fondly of Our Past but We’ll Likely Kill You in the Morning
You might be dressing up for a pirate on Halloween or love Captain Sparrow but we’re still around today and we’re actually the complete opposite. Grimy and Bloodthirsty, Yes. Adorable and Romantic, No. 
Buried Treasure #1
Build your own presence to match what you want your market to know about your business today.
Not here for the just the booty, but for the money!
It’s just so hard to get out there as a pirate. I mean, we’ll attack ships with tons of food on board and what are we going to do with that, open a market stand. Nah, just give use all the money on board so we can upgrade our weapons!
Buried Treasure #2
Build value for your market, give them what they are asking for. Let them want to give you money (and booty) in exchange.
We Pirates Are Here to Stop Piracy! We Shall Call Ourselves Marines
There’s nothing like an official sounding name to convince the gullible that we’re looking out for their best interests. Sure, we’ll stop illegal trafficking in exchange for taking over the benefits of said illegal trafficking.
Buried Treasure #3
If you’re a small business, stop acting like your some big fish. If you’re head captain and sentry, be real about it. Your customers will embrace your honestly. Be real about who you are and what you bring to the table.
We’ll be looking for prey on waters with fuzzy government and no laws
When there’s no clear direction or laws around, who’s going to stop us? We make the rules to serve our purposes and destroy everyone and everything that comes in our way.
Buried Treasure #4
If there’s no leader in your market, you can establish and be the dominant authority. Instead of pirate ships and guns, you can use web presence and social media to put yourself at the forefront of your market.
We’re fond of the bait and switch maneuver to sneak attack your ship
You might think you’re navigating through some hard times, but what we’re doing is waiting for the right time to distract you and get inside your ship when you’re not looking.
Buried Treasure #5
It’s in times of struggle, in times of distress that your market can use your help most. Be that critical help that lets your clients do more with less. If their budget’s been cut say “Hey! We can still make your goals happen! Here’s what we’re going to do instead.”
A big Arr Matey to Dave McLure and the holiday as the inspiration for this post!


